Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I fed fellmama to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In August, I exposed fellmama to soul-rending horrors (250 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I sacrificed ivanthestampede to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ivanthestampede (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (1125 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant, Rashaki
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